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Insane Clown Posse. Paroles. The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
Intro
Hello there sir Well I'll tell ya, I've lived
here all my life and I never once noticed this place You need a sign out there
or somethin buddy, probably bring some business to the joint Yes, how may I help
you today? I'm lookin for some kind of uh...some kind of clock or somethin,
somethin for the old man He collects old shit like this and I figured, I figured
I'd get 'em somethin before he dies and rots on me ya know? Ah well perhaps you
can use a gift yourself? Well I'm not much for old shit like this myself But I
insist, I have somethin just right for you. This will help you find more then
you are looking for A candle huh? Yeah well maybe I'm in the wrong place
Concider it a gift from your neighbor But I heh....have electricity in my house
Nah this is no ordinary candle by boy. Come closer and witness the light that
this magical candle will shed apon your life Listen uh, I really gotta get goin
Witness my friend, witness the light, of the Amazing Jeckel Brothers!
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Jake
Jeckel
Jake Jeckel Boom shaka boom (3x) Lady's and
gentelmen meet your guardian Your keepers of morals...hehehe kindness The path
to shangrila is led by heeeee led by you He is of your positivity he is of your
love Meet one half of the jugglin duo That is your soul I'm talkin about Jake
Jeckel Jeckel another J catch one more They'll try and catch all thats instore
for you How many souls will fall from the sky? How many souls burned wonderin
why? (repeat)
Jack Jeckel Boom shaka boom shaka (3x) Lady's
and gentlemen come here, major greeting Your keeper of wickedry the path to
shangrila Is missled by he missled by you He is of your NEGATIVITY, he is of
your HATE Meet the other half of the jugglin duo That is your soul The AMAZING
JACK JECKEL!!!! Jeckel another J catch one more They'll try and catch all thats
instore for you How many souls will fall from the sky? How many souls burned
wonderin why? (repeat)
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Bring
it on
Welcome everyone to the big show Jake and
Jack, and the dark carnival Remove your hats or we'll cut off your heads Show
respect your amongst the dead Don't like bigots and richy boy fucks Ain't shit
changed bitch, check us Detroit, Southwest murderers die The greatest spectical
under the sky 5 Cards came and made they mark From moon you gone down platin
park Fuck the drum kits, xylaphone, chello I'm a wicked clown bitch "hello"
Everbody come jump in our rides Bring you and your fat ass bitch in side Wagons,
tents are swept of a breeze Can't nobody get with these, motha fucka BRING IT ON
BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7) BRING IT, BRING IT (x2) Violent J,
Shaggy serial killers with style Fashion of the 2000 and beyond Voodoo, chicken
and magical wands Dead bigots, face down in the ponds Broken neck with the flick
of our wrist All this playa hatin gettin me pissed Fat chick, skinny chick,
chicky chick hoe Swishers, Faygo's and Kung Foo blow's If Jake jeckel drop 88
card No more chicks just sizlin balls I'll hypnotize ya like a vampire Bite your
neck and set your head on fire Shoot me with silver bullets OK I'll pull 'em
out, pawn 'em and get paid Here try my liquarish treat I know dead folk that
chew they feet Carnival moves in shadow of time And he's runnin a little behind,
bitch BRING IT ON BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7) BRING IT, BRING IT
(x2) Insane Clown Posse ICP Ax murdering done with a touch of detroit class
Jeckel Drop ball Shangrila die 1 for your greed 2 for your lies Jeckel Drop ball
Shangrila die 1 for your greed 2 for your lies Shaggs 2 Dope serial killah Ax
murder boy, wig cap peelah I can wear a philly jacket and look fresh I'm pimpin
like David Caresh...was People think I got bombs in my locka Teachers try to
open it up, I'M A SOCK HER Get the Fuck back and leave me alone Before I have to
come to your home, and see ya Wind me up and I can do flips And put the smack
down on your lips Billy Boy Rude and Jump Steady Tom Tubs Stephan Legs, Double A
got love Drinkin Moon Mist carnival bar Got folk love, people love whatever you
are Fork side ways I'm a jugglin man Can't nothin reign bitch BRING IT ON BRING
IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7) BRING IT, BRING IT (x2) ... jibberish...
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I want
my shit
It was like March, April Fuckin Lebro Torus,
born in 1775 I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive I used to hang with
the original, billy the kid You probably think I'm only playin but, I did My
daddy's were a 2 headed freak show Mamma a fortune tella, Azmerella Zella Anyway
they had sex on a Oija board And I was born the next day Violent J When I was 14
I tripped on the train track And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they though it would fuck me up I got up and itched my butt, and
I'm like, what? Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy child of the
Witch heffer Whatever Tied me up burned me and threw stones Had a few scrapes
and cuts Smokey Nuts After that they started bowin and shit Prayin to me, you
know how those primatives get I said get off my dick I ain't a savior I'm what
ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava 4 simple things in this bitch
before I die I want a rusy ax I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget And
a little sip of Faygo to Till I get my shit in this motha fucka I will neva DIE!
50 years passed all my homey's are old ass fucks I ain't even got hair on my
nuts I left the village in the search of my ends, I wrestled Alligators Battled
terminators Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me I faught in the civil
war, Yankees army I walked across enemie lines with a mack 10 Man they didn't
even have that shit back then How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?
Well at least make this shit sound real man damn! I walked acrossed enemy lines
with a, lantern Steddy takin cannon balls To the balls The war ended, I traveled
the country horse back Until this fool tried to horse jack He put his gat to my
head and blew my face up Didn't even smear the makeup I took his gun a put a
divit in his neck The sherriff didn't like it I got endited 87 long years in the
state pen Till they finally forgot why they put me in They had to let me go,
can't hold me on nothin On they way out they like "Yo ain't you like a houndred
and somethin?" I'm said Yeah thats right, and I ain't gonna die till I get my
shit motha fucka!!! I want a rusy ax I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named
Bridget Just a little sip or two Till I get my shit in this motha fucka I will
neva DIE! I slept under bridges, lived in a valley Climbed up mountains,
searched the alleys More years passed and I still ain't died Now I'm in Detroit
on the Southwest Side My homie has an empala blue '67 Last night we hit the road
pushin 111 I stuck my head out the window told 'em forward the most And let my
nugget ping off a light post hahahaha hell yeah cuz, yeah it hurts a little bit
but then ya gotta straight bust The world hates me cuz of shit like this They
always try and kill me but, MISS I know it's odd cuz my face is forever painted
When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted My tongues a little long I choke
people with it Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it And I told ya my neck can
strech for miles I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files People wanna see me
die for then a little bit But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT And
I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!! I want a rusy ax I wanna know voodoo A fat
bitch named Bridget I said Faygo FUCK Mountain Dew Till I get my shit in this
motha fucka I will neva Die! Die (2x)
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Bitches
Bitches (3x) Bitch what
tha fuck? What ya try to do to me? You wasn't true to me When I was locked up
you fucked somethin like 34 guys But I let that slide Cuz your ass is bangin,
your titties is phat I wanted to fuck that, but fuck that I never gave a fuck
that, you put it through the courts And gave me genital warts Now I stack my
nine, I'm goin for your knees I'm a blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze As
your standin there I'ma be like BITCH! You know you done fucked up right? Girl
ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x)
Bitch don't talk about bitches I'm fuckin them Please no fat bitches I'm fuckin
slim Unless its one of those nights I'm smokin my shit I don't camp out high,
I'm fuckin that shit How much it cost big fat crack head? Ain't tryin to hear
all them words you said Five minutes bitch, then I came Fuck your name, and from
were you came I don't give a fuck bitch, I will kill you You Sequeta You Bolinda
You to Pation BITCH!!! Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta
die, now ya gotta die (4x) One thing I can't stand is these bitches Tryin to
take my riches, when I ain't even got none I never lies, you knew what I wanted
all the while My dick in your vertical smile We kiss and hug, snug and tickle
But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fuckin pickle She fucked everybody else in
the place It's all good, NOW LET ME HEAD BUTT YOUR FACE! Bitch I love you but
now ya gotta die Girl you know I love you but now ya gotta die Girl ya know I
love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (repeat)
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Terrible
Motha fucka! You don't know shit do ya? You
wouldn't know shit if it whiped kicked you in your ugly bitch ass face You ain't
even begun to expierence drama motha fucka Your mamma, your motha fuckin big fat
chicken faced assed mamma Don't even know about this drama, MOTHA FUCKA! Oh my
god look at that, turn it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took her black thing and went thug Thats terrible he heard about it for
months What about that one nobody guy that they found dead in the grass With his
dick in his ass Unless there was more But you won't recall cuz Micheal Jackson
squeezed up on some little kids balls What you concider DRAMA it ain't all that
It's just that your whack With Intergalactic satellite data compress YES but we
can't feed the homeless And then OJ's big story unfolded Everybody watched that
while Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world don't really care Thats
what it costs for a wheel chair!! Terrible What ya know it's terrible Terrible,
you don't know whats terrible (2x) Laaady daah we gotta protest that Cuz some
rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat Walked in his concert and tear 'em to
hell Cuz he's so fuckin TERRIBLE! Mean while his record sells double and triple
Cuz of YOU whinin bout him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped them
bands Instead of helpin them poor people eatin outta them garbage cans When your
done with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motha fucka I could use the money
The hole world was cryin when Kurt went KABANG When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no
thang Rapper dies of aids but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and
becomes a legend Heroine and a shot gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do
that shit so J can get paid Terrible What ya know it's terrible Terrible, you
don't know whats terrible (2x) Rebel flag, in your school Rebel flag, in your
park Rebel flag, in your court room Rebel flag, in your heart Rebel flag, stood
for slavery Rebel flag, stood for war Rebel flag, stood for hatred But just go
ahead and hang your flag up some more Don't worry about my god damn flag boy
whats terrible is you damn rappers cursin The country we live in was built by
slaves Beat at and murderd and stuffed in they graves You put a slave owner on a
1 dollar bill And you wanna know why I kill people!!!! Bombs are blowin up cops
are corrupt And all ya care about is who the president fucked! You don't even
know terrible, you will As soon as our wagons come over the HILL! Terrible What
ya know it's terrible Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x) You don't
even know whats in store for that bitch ass of yours Let me get a look at that
bitch ass of yours There it is it looks like a bitches ass you bitch ass motha
fucka!!!! Terrible What ya know it's terrible Terrible, you don't know whats
terrible (repeat)
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I
Stab People
I stab people, 4 or 5 people every day I tried
to see a shrink to stop that shit but there aint no
FUCKIN way I stabed 'em, this nurse and his fuckin
cat Stabbed 'em, stabbed 'em all like that! I stab
people I know, I stabbed Alex my manager He was
like "WHAT THA FUCK!" I stabbed 'em in
the gut! I order food just to stab the guy when
he gets there
I don't care, I stab anybody anywere I stabbed
the mailman he was pissed He tried to mace me I'm
too quick with the stab, come on come on mace me
I stabbed Twiztid Jamie Madrox I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me, ahh god damn 'em I stab old people
old ladies little kids
I don't give a fuck
I stabbed the fat guy in the butt, hehe what I
stabbed Pete Rose, I stabbed 'em twice in the nipple
I'm violent J and I stab people Maybe somebody
can help me (repeat)
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Another
Love Song Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin I mean you got carried
away in the moment I could fogive you.....I could do that I could do
anything if I wanted I could buy you a Lexus Truck with a white leather
interior I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit just to make you a
fur coat I could love you and treat you with class And have babies
fallin all out your ass Thinkin about that I feel I'd rather kill you
Cuz I got you in my car you ain't goin no were bitch your dead I'd
rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd
rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (2x) I could take all
the face paint off and get a real job workin for your dad I would rather take
a 10 lbs axe and stick it in your daddy's forehead I could let you move into
my house You fuck the neighbor everytime I go out And whipe his nut on
my pillow But I think I'd rather kill you Cuz we parked here all alone
on this here dark allyway, hey I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather
choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked
my homie (2x) I'm the one that killed your preciouse cat and stuffed 'em in
your fuckin mail box If I only hadn't cut off my hair, I'd choke you with
all my dred locks When I scream at the moon everynight You shoulda
knowns somethin just ain't right Cuz I'm gonna slap you And then I'm
going to kill you Cuz the moon told me to and it's watching us right now
I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch
ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (2x) I
could go back to school instead and try and get my diploma I'd much rather
bang your head on the wall untill you fall into a coma Cuz I can't get you
outta my head I'd cut my head off but then I would be dead And I ain't
the only motha fucka thats diein So lets just die together I'd rather
cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather
chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (repeat)
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Everybody
rize
Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin I mean you got carried
away in the moment I could fogive you.....I could do that I could do
anything if I wanted I could buy you a Lexus Truck with a white leather
interior I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit just to make you a
fur coat I could love you and treat you with class And have babies
fallin all out your ass Thinkin about that I feel I'd rather kill you
Cuz I got you in my car you ain't goin no were bitch your dead I'd
rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd
rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (2x) I could take all
the face paint off and get a real job workin for your dad I would rather take
a 10 lbs axe and stick it in your daddy's forehead I could let you move into
my house You fuck the neighbor everytime I go out And whipe his nut on
my pillow But I think I'd rather kill you Cuz we parked here all alone
on this here dark allyway, hey I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather
choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked
my homie (2x) I'm the one that killed your preciouse cat and stuffed 'em in
your fuckin mail box If I only hadn't cut off my hair, I'd choke you with
all my dred locks When I scream at the moon everynight You shoulda
knowns somethin just ain't right Cuz I'm gonna slap you And then I'm
going to kill you Cuz the moon told me to and it's watching us right now
I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch
ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (2x) I
could go back to school instead and try and get my diploma I'd much rather
bang your head on the wall untill you fall into a coma Cuz I can't get you
outta my head I'd cut my head off but then I would be dead And I ain't
the only motha fucka thats diein So lets just die together I'd rather
cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather
chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (repeat)
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Play
with Me
Every year there's more of us and all we do is fill the box You
might play with me at first a couple days a week at tops Just like your super
atomic retro blasma car We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of
shit we are I will be your fantasy your imaginary special friend I can
feel you rumbling no need to talk to them But instead you toss me in the box
we need to rot away Hoping you will pick me again some day, hey hey Why
don't you come play with me and take me to the other side Most of them are
raggady and we all are locked inside (2x) I will listen to your bibble babble
jibber talk But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the
walk You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for somethin
instead Please come get your doggy don't let him chew off my FUCKIN
head All your mom and daddy do is work and fight thats all they do I can
understand the way you feel because I feel it to But you leave me in the box
and I can hardly hear you play Lost among the toys of yesterday, hey hey hey
hey Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side Most of
them are raggady and we all are locked inside (2x) Boys and girls fuck that
old crusty shit! Come down and get your brand new, haha shiney, slimey,
atomic shithead! I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny
crack You'll become a children now and I don't see you turnin back 7 years of
darkness I can only hope my wish comes true That some day I'll get you in
my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!!!!! Why don't you come play with me and
take me to the other side Most of them are raggady and we all are locked
inside
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Jack
Jeckel Boom shocka boom shocka (3x) Ladies and gentlemen come here, major
greeting Your keeper of wickedry, the path to shangrila Is missled by he,
missled by you He is of your negativity, he is of your hate Meet the other
half of the jugglin duo That is your soul The amazing jack
jeckel!!!!
Jeckel another j catch one more They’ll try and catch all
thats instore for you How many souls will fall from the sky? How many
souls burned wonderin why? (4x)
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Fuck
the World
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say fuck the
world FUCK THE WORLD! Fuck 'em all FUCK 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, fuck
us Fuck Tom fuck Mary fuck Gus Fuck dairies, fuck the west coast and fuck
everybody on the east EAT SHIT AND DIE, or fuck off atleast Fuck
pre-schoolers, fuck rulers, kings and queens fuck gold jewlers Fuck wine
coolers Fuck chickens, fuck ducks Everybody in your crew sucks punk motha
fucks Fuck criticts, fuck your review Even if you like me, FUCK YOU!
Fuck your mom, fuck your moms mamma Fuck the Beastie Boy's and the dalai
Lama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a forest gump You probably like it in
the RUMP, fuck a shoe pump Fuck the real deal, and fuck all the fakes Fuck
all 52 states, oooh And fuck you If I only could I'd set the world on
fire (3x) If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating) Say
fuck the world FUCK THE WORLD! Fuck 'em all FUCK 'EM ALL (2x) Fuck opera
fuck operah fuck a soap operah Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker Fuck
your girlfriend I probably did her already Fuck Kile and his brother Tom
Petty, jump steady My homie fuck 'em what are ya gonna do Fuck that bitch
man fuck you Yeah well fuck you to Don't bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say FUCK 93 times Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear Fuck Newgent, like anybody gives
a fuck You like to hunt a lot, SO FUCKIN WHAT! Fuck disco, count a monty
crisco Fuck cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco And fuck everyone that went
down with the titanic, in a panick I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!! If I only could
I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating) Say fuck the world FUCK THE
WORLD! Fuck 'em all FUCK 'EM ALL (2x) Fuck Celine Deon and fuck Deon
Walrick You both make me sick, suck my dick Fuck the Berlin wall, both
sides of it And fuck Lial Luvit, whoever the fuck that is Fuck everybody
in the hemisphere Fuck them across the world and fuck them right here
You know the guy who operates the Rouge river draw bridge in delray on
jefferson? FUCK HIM! Fuck your idea, fuck your gonarea, fuck your
diareah, Rocky Maivia Fuck your wife your homie did he's fuckin you Fuck
the police and the 50 to Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe Fuck
everybody inside Whoevers on the cover, fuck his mother Fuck your homies
little brother from along the way And fuck Violent J
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The
Shaggy Show
From southwest detroit deep within zug islands industrial waste
deopository It's SHAGGY Time!!! Hey, how ya doin down there It's nice to see ya,
alright! Waddup ya'll? Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin
know This is my sidekick, fat pat He goes, hehehe, and all of
that Anyway on my way here I almost died This bitch in front of me was
like 105 They worry about drunks and late night truckers Old ass bitches
tryin to kill motha fuckas This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or
more Then she makes a right into my side door This comedy shit's gettin
old The game is to be sold, not to be told You can feel the excitment
right? Snoop Dogg is with us tonight hahaha thats what I'm sayin Shit, on the
Shaggy Show shiit we ain't playing And that ain't it, also on the
show Anotha motha fucka that well, most of ya know You see 'em with me a
lot, he's like a brother VIOLENT J'S IN THIS MOTHA FUCKA I like that kid
Violent J Hey Mike "Whats up?" how ya doin today? "Just great Shaggz"
well thats great Lets give a hand, to Mike E. Clark and that gangsta fun
band! We'll be right back with Violent J! Do your homies have
money? Are you broke? Yeah Do bitches look at you like some kind of
joke? Straight up! Theres nothin you can do but get your PHD Playa Hata's
Degree? Thats right Awww hell yeah Player Haters Academy located on
welfarm in Detroit offers the finest in Playerhation tactics Yeah thats right
Such as the bitch hater Hey man fuck that fine ass bitch! Or the look
shooker Yo bitch I may be ugly but atleast I ain't got no money! Or the
never ending shooting star Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that
bitch! Get your PHD and join a nation of playerhation WORD UP! Ok, my
first guest, he's nuty as hell He just served a half a year in the county
jail Now he's back, for now atleast Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass
piece Waddup yall? Whats happenin Been 6 months and my dick ain't haven it
If I don't hurry up and get me some ass I might bust this nut on your tv
glass Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shit A brand new group with my
homies twiztid It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll? Hell
Nah Now I been hearin a little about this and that About you havin some
kinda panick attack Tell us, um is it true? And when you have one, what
tha fuck do you do? Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffe And then
all of a sudden I'm like, GET OFF ME! Then I start chokin out
pedestriens Untill they give me my shot of calapalestrien But thats all
over now and thats that I'm a perfectly normal necropheliac Just don't test
me, or pull strings forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things with
it Well on that note, thank you J, for real Well just pop you one of
them selopian pills Take your ass back stage and relax Snoop Dogg is
commin up next!!! Stay right here we'll be right back I like my chilli
hot, as a matter of fact I like my chilli so god damn hot That you can
cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull When a workin man such as myself wants a
little hot fixin I reach for that bottle of mammas god damn hot chilli
Smooth tender chunks filled with chilli beans filled with mamma's hot bastard
bacon bits And drizled with just the right amount of thick savery sauce
Drippin with noodle nuggets and Texas onions mmmm mmmmm thats hot, god damn hot!
Ask for it by name Thanx fellas, alright yo were back My next guest
pioneerd the sound of rap He's come a long way from the LBC Please
welcome Snoop D-O double G Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dogg yo fuckin wit the insane Clown, get down nigga I represent
the town Hey yo Violent J lets go half on this pound I stay gangsta lay
fine, I drop the bomb They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any dick that seem to disagree with me Step up and watch your motha
fuckin ass meet the fee Snoop, what?, you got platnem on your wall Where all the
fools starin scratch there balls They wanna be like you, they wanna try ta
steal your flows Yo, why is that so? It's like everywere I look, and
everywere I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow But I don't
pay 'em no attention oh should I mention I'm all about the money and riddin in
cars with suspension Bounce makin on the corners smokin dope Smokin that
weed hangin out with my lopes Folks don't give a fuck about nothin at
all Thats why I'm known to the world as big motha fuckin Snoop Dogg, nigga
Snoop Dogg everybody Now we gotta bring a close to our party Thanx Violent J
my lope And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke Join us next time for
the show We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo Thats it for
now, I'm out this bitch Hey yo gangsta fun, show 'em how ya got rich!
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Mad Professor
He He He Oh shit he's here Hi Hi ya doing Is this the right
place for that furniture ahh Yeah sure is come on in Pretty nice place
you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that's the couch eh Yeah we got
some um take a look at the apolstry right there That's pretty fuckin nice I
haven't seen Woah you all right there Excuse me real apolstry I
ain't seen nothin like that since shit like back in the... Mother Fucker You
want my couch You mother fucker I need your muther fuckin brain You
can't have my couch What da the fuck you thinking Now come here you big fat
muther fucker get on the table I was never popular this I'll admit fuck
school School never liked me cool All the kids would always beat me till I'm
half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never
bothered me See momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a
science lab in the basement and that's where my free time Well were my time
was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times Cluck
Cluck Cluck then it was dead I made a lot of things though Like a frog
with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah But im still lonely I need a
homie So I collected limbs and made me a zombie I could have made me a
girlie friend But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah You can call
me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad
professor We will rule eternity So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it I mean oh my god it's dirty Do you
like? Hehe Shut up bitch Give me your tippie toes I used some many body
parts it was crazy I killed a whole bunch of muther fucker like what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps even if you
got a finger to lend come on I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide" Trunks full
this parts wack Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack Shit fuck I'm sawing of
an elbow Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low Or better yet look
out the fuckin window I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come It's the dugish rugish bone OK it's
time hit the switch turn it up a hertz Fuck shit didn't work You can
call me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad
professor We will rule eternity Hey Hey you call for a wrecker Sure
did come on in I got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go ahead. Oh
muther fucko what you'd hit me with a fuckin frying pan What's up what that
bra You crazy muther fucko ow that shit hurts Come here I'm gonna fuck
you up Get back here He's trying to kill me It wasn't always easy let me
tell ya But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure I put the shit with
the veins and snip that wait a minute You here that Yeah It's alive I just
gotta wake it up Hand me that rock and lime Pour it in the cup and give
it to his ass wait hold up pause I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that
Get him set get 'im ready its all most time Paint his ugly ass face up
almost like mine I see him twitching I'm on a roll He can help me tell the
whole world about the carnival Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit Did it work you make the
call? "Shaggy ?".What up Y'all? You can call me mad professor I will
build a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule
eternity
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Assassins
You know who your fuckin wit? W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns
(repeat) I walked through river rouge and saw this man He was chubba he
was 1m I snatched his jewelry and ran I caught up with Nate he said I think
it's worth a grand He smiled then he cringled then he shook my hand The
Deal is goin down I need the money so I'm giddy The fuckin snake was crule
all I got was 750 My mother threw my out I called my sister a whore Now
my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor It's been a week I haven't eaten
I starve and I crawl Saw my teacher Ms. Delana Oak at Wellington Mall I
broke into her dosten and jumped in the back And waited for the bitch to put
my shanke through her neck She offered her cars key's cried and said please
She promised not to tell and gave me A's and B's I said I want your
money bitch and all I can sell I looked into her eyes and she was SCARED AS
HELL! I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue Now happy with the
trigger now I'm on the run AN ASSASSIN Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked
clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked
clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked
clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown
Wicked clowns wicked clown You know who your fuckin wit?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns (repeat) My father was a priest cold blooded
he's dead Hipocret he was a bigot so I cut off his head Poored out the
holey water bless the dead is what I said And heard the demons screamin as
his body bled Now I'm drunk on the freeway just the other day I saw a
fine hitch hiker and I wanted to play Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a
ride She said thanx I said no thang and she got inside I'm peepin as I'm
creepin I'm packin an erection I'm stairin with my dick I'm like LOOK which
direction Made it to her ave, she got out and said see ya Hey babe why
don't ya chill and kill this 2 liter Went into my trailer, I filled up the
glass Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass I banged it and
banged it the shit was obserd Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some
fuckin nerd Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss She said "When am I
gettin paid?" WHAT BITCH? First I tried to choke her she went for the door
She said "Welcome to the desease theres no cure for" Bitch I love you but
now you gotta die I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye
She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped Billy pulled out his gun
and shot the bitch in her back Still about 30, I went for the hatchet
And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopatchic Chopin and chopin
they said "J what tha fuck?" On the news they found her head stuffed up her
butt, WHAT? I'm an ASSASSIN hahaha a motha fuckin assassin An
assassin Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't
fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown
Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't fuck
with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown
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Echoside
Echoside Echoside not without my echoside Imagine a place that
exists beyond, a place that seldom seen A place that even the wickedest
souls that burn have never been There was a soul named Dameon he was nothin
heaven to say Instead he was cast to the flames of hell to serve an eternal
grave Even in the After life things don't always go as planned Satan's
relm see's through, it's hectic and over changed Dameon earned his spot in
hell right until his dieing day So the wagons took his sorry soul and
taunted him all the way They finally reached that resting place and endless
pit of fire But Dameon had excapte throught the back door of Satan's lair
Out the back entrance of hell with no were else to hide His time is just
a toomb resting in the Echoside Echoside Echoside not without my echoside
(4x) In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind Take me from the
nethervoid and bury me in black Take me from the echoside and never bring me
back Dameon ran as far as he could before his legs began decaying There
were many dead trees of blood red skies and headless children playing A
wicked man with a long black tongue saw Dameons legs were dead So he layed
on top of Dameon and then licked the back of his neck and said Backwords talking
saying: Fuck the Devil Fuck That Shit We Believe in life legit If you
diggin what we say Why you throw your sould away? Echoside Echoside not
without my Echoside (4x) In the background: Take Me to the shadows on the
other side of time If there is a hell then there must be a behind Take
me from the nethervoid and bury me in black Take me from the echoside and
never bring me back Backwards talking again saying: Fuck The Devil Fuck That
Shit We Believe in life legit If you diggin what we say Why you throw
your soul away? Dameon crawled for many hours in puddles of blood he lay
Torcherd by everything he saw yet wishin along the way His arms decayed
and fell off his body as he rolled along the floor Still trying not too look
back, as if something else were in store The clouds above were dark and hot
yet dripping with blood rain The ground infested with rodents that crawled
throughout his veins As Dameon layed in Echoside, hells screames could still
be heard Blood red skie would flicker with the torchering that occured
Thinking that he escaped every scream he heard he laughed With the
headless children pointing and urinating in his lap He finally saw some
fortress gates so he quickly rolled into it These red gates were the front
doors of hell, he never knew it, he he Echoside Echosid not without my
echoside In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind Take me from the
nethervoid and bury me in black Take me from the echoside and never bring me
back (repeat all until song is done)
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Nothing's
left Ain't nothin left here for me So I'm out this bitch Fuck
stayin here I'm buzzin the fuck all the bout We out this motha fucka
right now Theres no story that ain't been told There ain't no gimic that
ain't been sold Theres no ocean that never been swam Theres no jaba that
ain't been slamed There ain't no road that ain't been traveled There
ain't no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried
Ain't no preacher that never lied Theres no rumor that ain't been passed
Ain't no question that no one asked Theres no tree that won't get
chopped Theres no bomb that won't get dropped Ain't no path that no ones
laid Ain't no beast that ain't been afraid Theres no feet that no one
can Theres no saga that never began Ain't no snow that didn't melt
Theres no punch that never been felt Theres no skill that no ones
learned Theres no planet that he ain't turned Theres no fued that never
disolved There ain't no problem that ain't been solved Theres no tail
that no ones told Theres no beuty that won't get old Theres no garden
the sun ain't beemed on Theres no shoulder that ain't been leaned on
Theres no color that ain't been seen Purple, yellow, forest green
Theres no desert that ain't seen rain Nobody here that ain't felt pain
Theres no bigot that ain't been clowned Theres no treasure that I ain't
found Ain't no cave they ain't never explored Ain't no mother that ain't
been ignored Theres no leader that ain't been led Theres no blood that
ain't been shed Theres no dish they never made Ain't no brick they never
laid Everything left's been done before Nothings new, no were to
explore. On the day the wagons come I'll just pray that you let me on
(repeat) Hey Jack Jeckel fly Twist and spin to the other side (repeat)
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