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Insane Clown Posse.
Paroles.
The Great Milenko
| Intro
Be warned, my children
Six will visit
Followed by the crumbling of time
itself
Before the coming of Shangra La
A Dark Carnival will sweep across
the land
As a shadow, plagued with destruction
A parade of freaks,
jugglers, and death
This wretched nightmare is led by six faces
Three
have come, three have gone
The fourth emerges, now
He walks among us as
a shadow, void of light
Powered by your own darkness
Strengthened by
your own wickedry
A horrid reflection of your very own deep desires
Cast
and reflected back upon yourself
Brothers and Sisters!
The time has come
for the Necromaster
The unleashing of the fourth joker's card
The
arrival of The Great Milenko
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Great Milenko
Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha
ha)
Come one, come all, and witness magic!
I introduce to you an
occult sorcerer
Of the ancient craft of Necromancy
A caster of
mind-bending illusions
From the nether void of the shadow walkers
A soul
from Shangra La, The Great Milenko
Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Ladies and Gentlemen
Witness the keeper of arcane, wicked voodoo magic
A beguiler of spells,
hexes, and curses
With the help of potions, talismans, and ancient relics
From the forbidden realms of the Dark Carnival
Ladies and Gentlemen
The Great Milenko
Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko
(Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko
(Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
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| Hokus Pokus
Serial slaughtering stranglers
Jugging Juggling juggalos
Folded, fat,
floppy-tittied freaks
I C fuckin P's in the haugh
Abracadabra boom
shacka dae
I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae
And I come with a
hat full of tricks
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you
Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to
The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts,
and everybody with clown luv
Even sets
I've never heard of
Roll into town, and out with the big top
Four cards
down, and two more still to drop
And when it does, I pack up and hit the
road
Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode
Toss me an axe, and I'll
toss you a dead chicken
Add a buck, you get a two-liter with em
And when
the genie says on with the show
It's hokus pokus jokers, Great
Milenko.
Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures
in the
haugh
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin
on a carnie
ride
Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come
Hokus pokus, joker's
ride, come take a spin
on a carnie ride
Shazam BAM, shocka locka
lokey
Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis
Call me a psycho-skitso freak
And I'll call you by your name (dick-anus)
Cuz I can give two shits and
a fuck
I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck
I'm a circus ninja
southwest voodoo wizard.
I grab your gizzard
Jump on the carpet, let's
take a spin
Everybody's waitin for the show to begin
Up to the top, by
the neck, and let you go
Try to land in a glass of Faygo
Uh, you suck,
you missed the fuckin glass
Broken neck, and busted your fuckin ass
But
the genie says on with the show
Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko.
What awaits you after death, rub the lamp
and explore
Hokus pokus,
joker's ride, come take a spin
on a carnie ride
Enter Milenko's Fun House,
walk right through
the wretched hall
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a
spin
on a carnie ride
Fuck em all, fuck em all
Clown dawg, freak
dawg
Joker dawg, Milenko dawg
Fidgets of joker's cards blasting in
your
mother's face
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin
on a carnie
ride
Rude Boy and Chucky down wit the clown
First time we ever went
to Mexican Town
I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot
And
beat us down in the fuckin parking lot
Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the
Mack
Tagged ICP by the train tracks
And it was on, the dawn of a new day
Magical carpets screaming down the freeway
Walked in a gypsy's tent with
a food stamp
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
I met Milenko, he
gave me 3 wishes
That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches
Then get the fuck
with it, forget it
I'll rip your face off, and wipe my ass with it
When
the genie says on with the show
Hokus pokus, jokers, Great
Milenko
Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside
Hokus pokus,
joker's ride, come take a spin
on a carnie ride
Fifty-two villians, hammered
town,
the show must go on
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin
on a
carnie ride
Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies!
Hokus
pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin
on a carnie ride
Clowns of darkness and
underneath them
comes the cloud
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin
on a carnie ride
Fuck dat!
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Piggy Pie
Ahhh! We did it! Woo!
We got some fresh fills for your fat chicken-ass
to
snack on, bitch!
So here, start with a slice of this fresh piggy pie,
motherfucker!
The first little piggy, his house is made of wood
He
lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
He likes to fuck his sister, and
drink his
moonshine
A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine
I rode into
town with my axe in my holster
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy
roaster
A farmer at the border, he tried to take me out
I drew my ax
with the quickness, and cut his
chicken feathers out
Walked in the village,
and to the piggy's place
He opened up his door, and popped me
in the face
And blew me off the porch, and cracked
my head in half
But I'm a
Juggalo, so it only made me laugh
Forty in hand, I rose from the dead
And threw with all my might, I made a ping noise
off his head
Since we
out west, I had a little fun
And pulled his fuckin tongue out the back of
his
cranium
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing
like the sound when you hear
a piggy die
I might use a gun (no!), I might
use an ax (yes!)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy
snacks!
The second little piggy, his house is made
of brick
And this
little piggy is a motherfucking dick
He sits on his bench and gets all the
respect
But if I get a chance, I'm goin' straight
for the neck
He walked
in the room, and everybody rose
Lopped off bucket chillin' underneath
my
clothes
First they let the piggy, now you can finally sit
But what this
piggy don't know is he's about to
get his neck wet
Now I see the bailiff,
I'm thinkin' what the fuck?
I can smoke this room before his hearing aid
will
pick it up
Old-ass man, I let him get away
That tired motherfucker will
probably die
tomorrow anyway
Here come the piggy, it's time for my case
His eyes are blood red with a wicked lookin' face
He saw my joker's
smile, and sentenced me
to die
So I ragged on the bucket, made it fuckin'
rain
pork rinds
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's
nothing like the sound when you hear
a piggy die
I might use a gun (no!), I
might use an ax (yes!)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy
snacks!
The last little piggy, his house is made of gold
He lives in
a mansion on his own private road
I started walking down it, the guard he
told
me wait
I bounced off his head and did a Jackie Chan
over the
gate
Cuz this little piggy, must definitely fry
I'm a lop his nugget off
and toss it in the sky
And then I watch the moon take the form
of the devil
And pull it out the sky, and beat it with a shovel
People in my city,
they fightin for they meals
He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred
dollar bills
How rich he is the devil, he never will admit it
So I'm a
take his money stack and stuff
his face with it
Opened up his door, he's
sleeping in his bed
I grabbed a brick of gold and laid it upside
his head
He begged for his life, I told him it's too late
And took away his dough
and watched
the devil suffocate
Cuz I need...
Three little piggies, to
make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear
a piggy die
I might use a gun (no!), I might use an ax (yes!)
The carnival's in
town, come and get your piggy
snacks!
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| How Many Times ?
How many times will I ask myself why,
how many times?
How many times will I
ask myself why,
how many times will I cry?
How many times will you honk
your horn
and say fuck you?
Now what the fuck does that do?
Ya feel
better now? I didn't let ya pass
How 'bout I stop my car, and beat your
fuckin' ass?
How many times will my neighbor beat his wife?
Somewhere in
that house there's a butcher knife
Fuckin' drunk, swingin' his fists about
Why don't she wait till he sleeps then take him out
How many times will
I sit in a hot car?
Traffic jam, been sittin' for a fuckin' hour
Must be
an accident, I hope nobody died
Finally get there, and the crash is on the
other side
The gawkers roll and they creep slow
Hopin' they can see a
mangled body show
Some park, and stand there and watch it all
With their
kids, they point, and fuckin stare
(and just look)
I remember one time I was
pulled over
Handcuffed, the cop was like, show's over
People watching,
hoping that he shoots me
I just wanted to choke the fucking head
How
many times will I ask myself why,
how many times?
How many times will I ask
myself why,
how many times will I cry?
How many times will I wait in a
line?
It's three-thirty, I fuckin' got here at nine
I'm finally up to the
front, can't wait another minute
Why am I here? to pay a fucking parking
ticket
The lady at the counter acts like a fuckin bitch
No smiles, no
help, you're just a piece of shit
I'm gettin' pissed, calm down, fuck it,
forget it
Back to my car, and there it is, another ticket
How many times
will a crackhead smoke crack
And ask me for some money cuz he wants crack
Give him money, again, he's coming back
Walk away, and here's another,
"Gimme some crack"
How many time will a kid give a dirty look?
A little
punk-ass bitch tryin to be a crook
I wrote the book, I was out robbin' liquor
stores
When you were just a nut stain
in your momma's drawers
How
many times will I ask myself why,
how many times?
How many times will I ask
myself why,
how many times will I cry?
How many times will you steal my
car stereo?
It don't even work, ya feel like a bitch, don't you?
I
vacuum all the fuckin' glass off from my seat
I sit down, and got a piece
stuck in my butt cheek
How many times did I walk in, and just sit?
And
have to listen, and learn all this bullshit
Learnin' history and science,
fuckin' wait
Knowin' that, will that put food on my plate?
Yeah, can I
walk into McDonald's,
up to the counter
And tell 'em you can make limestone
from gunpowder
Will they give me a cheeseburger
if I know that shit?
Fuck no, fuck you, and shut your fuckin' lip
How many times will a judge
decide my fate?
Who is he? A bitch, nothing great
He takes shits, and
fucks his old floppy wife
Plays with his balls and judges my life!
And who the fuck is he?
He judges my life
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Southwest Voodoo
Voodoo, wanted for my magic
Brain insane, shudawitiva
Southwest
voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, dope dark killer
Magic, dark
magic
Met this kid named Louie Lou
He thought he could fuck with this
voodoo
So I turned his head into a lima bean
And then flicked it off his
shoulders
From Mookan House to Shangra La
Egyptian Pharaoh, coompata
Follow me, and join us as we pray
To the seventeen moons of Coonga Del
Ray
Walked in the lunchroom chantin' spells
With bamboo bitches and
voodoo bells
Got my own food, who wants some?
I got possum nipples and
raccoon tongue
A non-believer once started to laugh
So I launched a
fireball up his punk-ass
Then everybody heard him squeal
"This voodoo
shit's for real!"
It just takes...
A handful of neden, a wing from a
bat
A tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat
A neck from a chicken, an eye
from a crow
And a little itty bitty little drip of Faygo
Brain insane,
shudawitiva
Southwest voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, dope dark
killer
Magic, dark magic
Crypt on Verner on a windy night
You see
voodoo scribblings in the moonlight
Painted all on the city street
It's
the ancient craft of gang bangin
Hey! J! What's in the bag?
A shrunken
head, and shriveled scrotum sac
Why? Ya think voodoo's fake?
Come to the
graveyard, I'll make the dead wake
Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba.
Sleep no longer, raise, quick
Raise, raise, shooga-boom ba,
"Leave
us alone, you fuckin' punk bitch!"
Well, fuck it, I ain't that good yet
But one day you can bet I'm a freak
We'll make the whole world dance with
the
And just like my homey said
It only takes...
A handful of
neden, a wing from a bat
A tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat
A neck
from a chicken, an eye from a crow
And a little itty bitty little drip of
Faygo
Brain insane, shudawitiva
Southwest voodoo's in the
haugh!
Wicked voodoo, dope dark killer
Magic, dark magic
Voodoo
running from my magic (3x)
I'll make a voodoo doll out of ya and flick your
nuts
A handful of neden, a wing from a bat
A tongue from a snake, a
tail from a rat
A neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow
And a little
itty bitty little drip of Faygo
Brain insane, shudawitiva
Southwest
voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, dope dark killer
Magic, dark
magic
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| Halls of Illusions
Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions,
visit yours
And see what coulda and shoulda
and woulda been real
But you
had to fuck up tha whole deal
Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's
a long way it, it takes all day!
And when you get to tha end, you'll
find a chair
With straps and chains, we slap you in there
Lock you down
tight so you can't move a thread
And pull your eyelids up over your
head
Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream
It's just to bad it
ain't what it seems
You walk in and see two kids on the floor
They
playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score
And sittin behind them chillin
in a chair
Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there
It's some
other man in the hand in hand
Now she looks so happy you don't understand
See this is an illusion, it never came true
All because of you!
Back to reality and what you're about
Your wife can't smile cuz ya
knocked her teeth out
And she can't see straight from gettin hit
Cuz
you're a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit
But it's all good here, come have a
beer
I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear
And you're death
comes wicked painful and slow
At tha hands of MILENKO!
Great
Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all
because of you
What you got yourself into
Look who's next it's Mr.
Clark
The dirty old man from the trailer park
You got your ticket? Thanks
take your coat off
And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat
off
Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes
all day
And when you get to the end you'll find a chair
You see all
the blood, yeah your boy was just here
We get all different kind of people
comin through
Richies chickens and bitches just like you
In the Halls
everybody gets a turn
To sit and witness your illusion before you
burn
What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
It looks like your kids
and they okay
Your daughter's chillin up in college top grade
And your
son's a fuckin doctor, phat paid
They got families and kids and it's all good
They even coach little league in the neighborhood
Ss this true have ya
really seen tha holy ghost?
Nah, bitch, not even close!
Back to
reality your son's on crack
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back
And they both fuckin smell like shit
And live in the gutter and sell
crack to each other
When they were kids you'd beat them
and leave them home
And even whip em with the cord on the telephone
And that reminds me man
hey ya gotta call
Watch your step to Hell...it's a long fall!
Great
Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all
because of you
What you got yourself into
Ah, it's time to pack up and
move to the next town
But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay, dig it
We can't show
you an illusion cuz we're all packed
But I'll still cut ya neck out, hows
that?
Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into
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Under the Moon
I'm still here under the moon
I was just a child but you seemed like so
much more
The way you would avenge me and drift across the floor
I'd see
you in the hall, and you'd kiss me with a smile
I never understood it, was I
even worth your while?
The others kids at school, they would hate me
and
they'd spit
Cuz I was just a no one, to them I wasn't shit
But you would
always help me and stand there
by my side
We were only seventeen, we'd be
together till we died
But then it all happened on the ever dreadful
day
Somebody tried to rape you and now I'll make him pay
You pointed him
out to me, my thoughts began to race
I took my daddy's forty-five and shot
him in the
fucking face!!!
I did it all for you, and though I'm facing
years
I would do the time just to equal all your tears
The last thing that
you told me when I left the courtroom
Is that we'd always be together, cuz
we're both under the moon
I'll forever love you, even if you're
doomed
We'll always be together cuz we're both under the moon
I sit
here in my cell and the walls are made of stone
I justified your pain, but
now I sit alone
I write another letter, I write one every day
I never got
a letter back, I write em anyway
I try to call collect, your number has been
changed
I'm staring at the lightbulb and I start to feel the rage
You
never came to visit me, I sit facing the glass
No one's on the other side,
now it's in the past
My head is always spinning, I'm pounding at the
wall
I feel like I'm forgotten, no sign of you at all
You're probably
getting married, you're probably getting fucked
I'll break out of this cage
and try to cut that motherfucker up
I curl up in the corner, my body will
corrode
My teeth are turning into dust, skin is growing mold
I'm staring
at the window of my eternity
I know that you are out there, somewhere
underneath the moon
I'll forever love you, even if you're doomed
We'll
always be together cuz we're both under the moon
Many, many years, many
more to go
Does she still remember? God, he only know
I know become a
savage, they chain me to a wall
I still can see your body, I still can hear
your call
I'm nothing but a maggot, I'm locked away and lost
The world it
doesn't want me, my dignity is tossed
And to the girl for whom I feel this
doom
Look here, fuck you and the moon
Fuck you and the moon...
I'll
forever love you, even if you're doomed
We'll always be together cuz we're
both under the moon
I'm still here under the moon
I'm still here under the
moon (still under the moon)
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| What is a Juggalo?
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And
then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter
stuck in his butt-cheeks
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He
might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck
less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all
that
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts
huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With
his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!
What is
a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied
To his
dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a
juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for
life, yo
Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we
juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm
that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of
here
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really
dead
But he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat
monopoly and shit out connect four
What is a jug..?
What the fuck?
Connect four?
Man that shit is whack
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap
motherfucker
What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk
through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the
house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup,
gloop!
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and
bust a nut
In your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the
last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot
What is a
juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a
job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his
nuts
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers
into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He
Saboo'd your momma through a coffee table
What is a juggalo?
A
juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck if I know
What is a juggalo?
I
don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life,
yo
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the
out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't
understand
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well,
fuck if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the
clown
And I'm down for life, yo
Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland?
(we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
(3x)
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a
juggalo?
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House of Horrors
"Hey there, do you like excitement?" (yeah)
"Do you like suspense?" (uh
huh)
"Do you like Nel Carter?" (no)
"Good cuz you won't find her here,
this is the house of horrors
And for you it's absolutely free, step right in"
(thanks)
"Say no more stupid ass, your breath says enough"
Woboogawoo
WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors
Where you born in a barn, shut the
fuckin door
You see, damn, cuz I'm about to scare you
Blubablubabluba,
okay now I dare you
Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to
ten
Don't wanna, huh, cuz you know my nuts are going in
I'm twisted, I'll
cut your finger off, and stick in your butt
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it
shut
This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something
Brrrr! You know
what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha
But it scared you cuz people
don't be doing that shit
But me brrr! bitch brrr! I'm all about it
(brrrr!!!)
Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit
I killed Tony,
Lucky Charms, the silly rabbit, UH!
Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm
glowing
Alright, I'm done, turn em back, wait, where you going?
Welcome to
the house of horrors
Comes from within me
Comes from within me,
horrors, eh
"Honey, I'm not having a good time"
"I know. Come on, this
must be the way out."
Hey, what the fuck, come here guys, grab a
chair
Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear
Come on, let's play
some cardback, I just gotta story
"Hey keep it down in there Shaggs, what the
hell?" sorry
Look at that shit, "what?", you almost got me grounded
I'm a
have to take your forehead and pound it
I'll bend you over and tie you up to
a pole
And stretch your nuts back and fling em up your butthole
I'm a
phantom, listen to me, ahhhhh
That didn't do it? How about this?
AHHHH!!!!
I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifying
Did you know that?,
"yeah", no you didn't I was lying
I represent Igors
I'm yelling in
town
I'm coming out of southwest
WICKED CLOWNS!!!
Bathroom? yeah,
it's right there down the hall
Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for
you all
(mumbles) I'm possessed too
Wait a minute, eh, don't leave me yet,
hey!
Welcome to the House of Horrors
Comes from within me
Comes
from within me, horrors, eh
"Honey?"
"What?"
"I'm scared"
"I
know, sweety, come on"
Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell you
something
With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, what about em, nothing
They're my
boys, I just had to give em props
And together we form the
cyclops
Hahahahaha look at you, haha, you're a bitch
Should I let your ass
go? hahahaha, no
I'll let your bitch out, but you get the bone
Run along
sugar tits, he ain't coming home
"Don't let the door hit you where the
good lord split you, bitch"
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| Boogie Woogie Wu
The beast lives out of the raging storm
in the dead of night
The ravenous,
blood-sick creature searches
for its sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness,
it lurches,
driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will
cause it to return to
The darkness from which it came
Boogie woogie
woogie woogie wu
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
Boys and girls, it's
nighty night time
Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme
It's about, The
Boogie Woogie Man
Keep your light on as long as you can
Cuz when it cuts
off, so does your head
Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed
With a
shank, splah!, up through the bottom
Little Jimmy Jimmy, uh, got
em
It's the one and only Boogie Man
He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he
slides
If you little feetsies are hanging off
the edge of the bed
You're
running on stumps motherfucker!!!
Well, moonlight fills the room that you
sleep in
Things go bump in the night, me creeping
Ouch! Fuck! I stubbed my
toe
If you'd just quit leaving your shit all
over the fucking floor
Fuck
it, you're dead anyway
And I'm gonna leave your head smack dab
in the
hallway
In the morning, when your daddy walks out
AAAAHHH!!! His foots in
your mouth,
thanks to the Boogie Man
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
(here
comes the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
(haha haha haha
haha)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
(make way for the boogie man)
Boogie
woogie woogie woogie wu
(mom! dad! ah! no!)
Does the Boogie Man really
exist?
Well, is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch? yes
You fall asleep
and you wake up dead
With a broken broom sticking out your forehead
I sing
lullabies till you dose off
Tie you down and chew your fuckin toes off
And
then spit em out back in your face
Splat! Fuck, wash your feet
bitch!
The world's famous Boogie Woogie Wu
will come to you
Slumber
parties, sleepovers, intimate nights
What the occasion for the midnight
hour
He will gladly come and fuck that shit up
I don't beat woman,
fuck that, I'm about it (no no)
But I'll cut her fucking neck and think
nothing of it
"I bet you didn't know the Boogie Man was a clown
But when
you see the juggla, your holding
your jugular"
With a swing, chop, stab,
swing, chop
You're holding your neck together, but your nuts drop
And the
cops do the best they can
They pull the axe out your face and say
"Was it
the Boogie Man?"
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
(what was he
wearing?)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
(haha haha haha haha)
Boogie
woogie woogie woogie wu
(make way for the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie
woogie wu
(mom! dad! ah! no!)
Please don't let me fall asleep
Cuz the
Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stab me with a broken
broom
Please don't let me fall sleep
Cuz the Boogie Man will
creep
Through my window in my room
Stahhh... Boogie Woogie
Woogie!
It's the incredible, undeadable Boogie Man
Go ahead, pull the
covers over your head
Hide under them, he don't give a fuck
It'll just
make it that much more easier
For him to suffocate your face!
There's
three ways to stop me from doing what I do
What? you think I'm a tell
you
"Mom, can you leave the door open a bit?"
Thanks, an easy way in, you
fucking idiot
Now I stretch your neck out and play in like a
banjo
Boomchicka boomchicka like that shit, yo?
Then I stretch it out more
and fling your head
through the wall
It's the Boogie Man y'all
Boogie
woogie woogie woogie wu
(here comes the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie
woogie wu
(haha haha haha haha)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
(make way for
the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
(mom! dad! ah! no!)
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The Neden Game
Let's meet contestant number one
He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer
clown
Who says, "woman love his sexy smile"
Let's find out if his charm
will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?
"Contestant number
one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to
come over to
my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell
me what you would do to make
That first impression really
stick"
Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up
in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always
do
And lick your momma in the eye and tell her,
"FUCK YOU!!!"
Hurry up
bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her,
"Get the food ready!"
Your dad will probably start tripping
and get me
pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner
time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for
your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you
this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will
try to jump again
And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After
you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my
underwear
Now, let's me contestant number two
He's a psychopathic,
deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women
call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question
"I like a man
who's not afraid to show
his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his
own
special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would
you let me know?"
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a
richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I
care
By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
I'd go through
your phone book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and
break his
fucking jaw (what?!)
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be
blowing fucking nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down
past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up
in your face
I'd
sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a
CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a
little in your face and say, I'm just playin
As you spit it all out, I'd rub
your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up
your ass
crack!!
Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just
over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon
It's a touch choice so far
Sharon,
let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to
your neden
"Okay, if we were at a dance club,
and you both noticed me at
the same time.
Tell me, how would you each get my attention,
and what
would your pick up line be?
Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!"
Okay,
first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how fucking
fat you are
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And
if you lost a little wait, you'd look like Rickie Lake!
Fuck that, you'd
be jocking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And
then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick
my nuts in your face
Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get
her
Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better
Look, fuck
you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don't want contestant number two
He's
mad-whack
I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up on a bucket,
eww, trying to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
Damn
dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!
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| Hellalujah
"Give God the first portion of your income,
say that with me,
'Give God the
first portion of your income.
' Give it first!
Not after deducts, not after
the social security,
and the hospitilization, and the malnutrition.
Not
after all these things on your check you say,
"I'm gonna give God a little
what's left.
You do, and that's what you gonna get from God."
Who am
I? I'm not the Devil
I can take you to my level
Above the rocks, above the
earth
Tell me what your soul is worth
How much money do you make?
How
much will you let me take?
I will give you tranquilty
Just send your
wealth and checks to me
Life is going to expire
And your soul will burn in
fire
You will perish in the thunder
Unless you call my hotline
number
God has asked you to make me rich
Me and my fat-whack gaudy
bitch
On your T.V.'s late at night
Send those checks and I'll guide you to
the light
"Don't put away your wallets just yet,
brothers and sisters.
There's somebody here I'd like all of you to meet.
This is little
Jonathan.
Jonathan, say hello to the lovely people.
Jonathan has
problems.
Twisted neck, tangled legs, crooked spine,
but we can heal
this
boy.
For just, uh, 6 000 dollars, we can heal this boy!"
God had
called me and then stopped by
And he told me you're gonna die
Unless you
buy my holy water
Check, cash, or a money order
This is true, don't
question me
I'll even send you shit for free
It's only ten bucks for the
call
And I'll send a prayer, no charge at all
Put your lips up to the
screen
Close your eyelids and intervene
Your lips to mine, now send the
cash
And while you're there, you can kiss my ass
Take your paycheck and
send me half
And I'll send you God's autograph
I'll get Allah's and
Buddha's too
Even Zeus, I don't give a fuck who
Just send me that
money
"Would you like to healed, little Jonathan?
(yes, reverand).
You
see brothers and sisters, this...
(beep-beep beep-beep)
Excuse me.
I told you
never to page me on a sermon day. Yes?
Uh-huh. Hallalujah. Outty.
People,
that was the lord, today only,
he will heal this boy, for just five thousand
dollars!"
Pass the collection plate
(show-show me how you give)
Pass
the collection plate
(g-give-give, how to live)
Pass the collection plate
(show-show-show me how you give)
Pass the collection plate
(show me how you
give, I'll tell you how to live)
Your total's twenty-two eleven
For
your set of keys to heaven
Make the checks out in my name
Me or God, it's
all the same
Bring your crippled ass to me
Pay my usher the holy
fee
I'll bless your legs and bless your chair
Then wheel your bitch-ass
outta here
Now a special ceremony
This part don't cost any money
Drip a
drop of blessed water
Now I fertalize your daughter
Even though I fucked a
hooker
Took your baby girl and shook her
You still buy everything I
sell
And I'm living well
See you in Hell!
"Four-thousand,
eight-hundred, nine-hundred,
five thousand
Hallalujah, you did it brothers
and sisters.
Are you ready, Jonathan?
(yes, reverand)
Lord Almighty, we've
met your price, give me the
healing power, I can feel it, Lord!
Roomy loomy
lama noma noomy!
This boy is healed. (really?)
Now to the naked eye, it
would appear
that this boy has not been healed, but I can
assure you, this
boy's spirit has been healed.
Inside this tangled, mangled frame is a
healed
little boy. His spirit is healed, Hallalujah!"
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Down with the Clown
This one goes out to the ninjas
Thats been down since Carnival of
Carnage
Nah, fuck that, since Dog Beats
Nah, fuck that, since Basement
Cuts, motherfucker
How long will the juggalos be down with me?
How
long till they forget me, check it out
What if I grew another fucking
head
And his name was Violent Ed
And he head butt me every time I
cussed
I would need two microphones when I bust
Would you show me love
even with another head
Or would you be like, "Fuck you and Ed"
Or what if
I sold out like a bitch
And took the make-up off and went soft, eww
Called
myself Detroit Southwest Lover
And put my ugly ass face on the album
cover
With R & B top ten hits
And we had Jodeci singing all over our
shit (aahh!!!!)
Fuck that, though, yo, I'm a juggalo
So don't forget me
like you did with my new dough
What about when the world's like fuck us
kill us,
what will you be? (down)
What about when I'm 103, what will you be?
(down, down)
What about when the world's like fuck us kill us,
what will you
be? (down)
What about when the carnival comes to your town?
(i'm a be down
with the clown)
How long will you be down with a ghetto puppet
I say
I'm sick in the nugget and you love it
I ate a dead body, I ain't proud of
it
I told you all about it, and you all applaud it (HEY!!)
I got problems,
I'm haunted by a carnival
I could run and tell a doctor, but what for
I
just put it on tape with a fat beat
And make a quick buck, I'm like fuck
I
could of came out sportin some Hammer pants
Kick-steppin with Shaggs, and
tryin to dance
Making mom happy, keeping it soft
I'd rather grab my dick
and tell your mom to fuck off!
I know then you'd probably start to
trip
And swing at me, but hit Violent Ed in the lip
Look I don't even know
what I'm trying to say
Just don't forget me like you did with rob
base
What about when the world's like fuck us kill us,
what will you be?
(down)
What about when I'm 103, what will you be?
(down, down)
What about
when the world's like fuck us kill us,
what will you be? (down)
What about
when the carnival comes to your town?
(i'm a be down with the clown)
I'm
a be down, I'm a be down
Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground
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| Just LIke That
Jump out of bed and I head for the grapenuts
Eat em quick or they soggy and
that sucks
Trying to find a clean pair of socks and a shirt
Still sporting
the same drawers even though they hurt
In the fridge, there's a Faygo, it
tastes ill
Cuz it's flatter then a bitch on a big wheel
I got a few money
back and a little change
So I'm heading to the store when the phone
rings
"What up man, check it out, I know this bitch
She's got another
friend with her and her dad's rich
If we find us a ride out to
Wyandotte
Guarenteed, we can fuck em both on the spot"
Oh shit, let me
call Bill Bill
I wanna let my nuts through the windmill
He ain't home,
fuck, I'll call Mike Clark
Cuz I know he can get the fuckin Skylark
He
said he can, but he's broke and it needs gas
But I wanna buy these Faygo,
think fast
I know my brother Jump Steady's got a few bones
But that's
going through his shit when he ain't home
"Nevermind J, Legs loned me a
ten
No need to get punched in your head again
Tell Mike to scoop me up
right away
And it's Faygo and neden hoes all day"
Fuck yeah, I throw my
Pro Winds on my feet
Lock the house, and wait for em in the street
I wish
I had a piece of gum or something fuck
My mouth still kind of tastes
grapenuts
Here they come, nope, wasn't them
Seems like the same car's
driving by again
It pulls up, "hey man, you're outta luck"
What, what ya
say man
(gunshot)
Fuck
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Pass Me By
"Does this excite you? Think about it!
Does it not stagger the imagination?
No builder on earth can concieve any structure to
compare to the mansions
above.
Won't that be something when you go
to live in your own mansion?
There'll be no concern about paying for it,
it's already taken care of.
There'll be no worry about veing moved out of it.
It will be yours forever."
I got shot, ah!, the murder was heinous
The bullet went in my
eyeball and out my anus
And I was hit, that was it, on the spot
Flash, I
woke up in a parking lot
And I'm sittin in a '64 Reinkeys
With Shaggy
Dope written on the car keys
I look around I can't believe that it's
possible
I'm dead, and I made it to the carnival
I walk in, it's
everything I dreamed of
Everybody and they momma got clown luv
Japanese,
Lebanese, and Chinese,
Portuguese, and southwest ghetto g's. (woowoo)
Hangin' out with redneck truck drivers
Instead of always givin' each
other piledrivers
I see my old homey, he died in a drag
Chillin with two
bitches, "What up, Shaggs?"
And he passed me a blunt like a tree trunk
I
tried to hit it, but couldn't even fuck with it
And to think, I always been
afraid to die
But I ain't never goin back to wonder why.
We all
gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry
Even though most never try
I'm not gonna
let this pass me by, no
I was born, first, they threw me in a shit pile
I dealt with it, and lived there for a while
I got dissed on, pissed on,
and beat down
Mutilated, and tossed out a dead clown
Next thing ya know,
I'm chillin' at the big top
Free money, and mad bitches non-stop
No
water, it's Faygo on tap
I wash my hair, and my face, and my butt-crack with
it
Cuz I can, cuz I'm phat paid
I got a five story funhouse with a maid
And she walks around with her titties hanging out
And when I cough, she
come and dust my balls off (woowoo)
I'm headed up to the show, I'm gonna see
Jimi Hendrix, Selena, and Eazy E
Elvis tried to open up but got dissed
off
We got pissed off, because he sounded like butt
There's no fights,
it's a perfect match
Hillbillies in the crowd tryin' to cabbage patch
And to think, I've always been afraid to die
But I ain't never goin back
to wonder why.
We all gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry
Even though
most never try
I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no
Did ya ever burn
your finger on somethin? hey
Well picture this, your nuts burnin that
way
And a roman candle stickin' in your butthole
That's where the greedy
skank motherfuckers go
This is all hell now, we livin' in it
But this
bullshit'll be over in a minute
Then it's off to the Faygos and neden hoes
New clothes, and patent leather for your toes (woo-woo)
And while you
sit around cryin' for your dead friend
He's chillin' up there, paid, getting
mad ends
He's probably there tryin to figure out why you're sad
He's on
the beach gettin' fat, you got it bad
And for those who ain't down for the
next man
Who rob from the poor, and snatch all ya can
And any chicken
talkin' shit, lemme tell ya something
Hold a lighter to your balls, and
you'll see what's coming
We all gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry
Even
though most never try
I'm not gonna let this pass me by, no
"Does this
excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the
imagination? No builder
on earth can concieve any structure to compare
to the mansions above. Won't
that be something when you go to live
in your own mansion? There'll be no
concern about paying for it,
it's already taken care of. There'll be no
worry about veing moved out
of it. It will be yours forever."
We all
gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry
Even though most never try
I'm not gonna
let this pass me by, no
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